She’s had more identities than any of us. Turns out the zodiac already had her sorted. By Gina, GinaStars I went down a real rabbit hole with this one. There have been so many Barbie movies over the years, mermaid Barbie, princess Barbie, fashionista Barbie, secret agent Barbie, that at some point she stopped being...
Six fairies, six completely different powers, and a sign for every single one of them. By Gina, GinaStars I rewatched Winx Club for what I’m calling research purposes and ended up doing the thing I always do, sorting every single character into a sign before the episode even finished. What surprised me is how cleanly...
The Greeks had a goddess for every kind of power a woman could hold. The zodiac just gave each one a sign to go with it. By Gina, GinaStars I went into this expecting a neat one to one match, twelve signs, twelve goddesses, done by lunch. It didn’t work that cleanly, and honestly that...
Every sign gets a doll and a set of accessories. None of them got to pick their own. By Gina, GinaStars I started this as a joke about Leo and couldn’t stop once I got going. Every sign needed a doll, and every doll needed accessories that actually told the truth instead of just looking...
Four women. Four completely different ways of being a person in the world. The zodiac already knows which one you are. By Gina — GinaStars I rewatched Sex and the City recently and could not stop doing the thing I always do. Assigning zodiac signs to everything. The show works because the four main characters...
By order of the Peaky Blinders. And by order of the zodiac. By Gina — GinaStars I have rewatched Peaky Blinders more times than I should probably admit. Each time I tell myself it is for the plot. Each time I end up watching the characters and thinking about the astrology. Because the characters in...
The ton has a birth chart. Here is what it says. By Gina — GinaStars I started watching Bridgerton for the costumes and the drama. I stayed because every single character is doing something astrologically specific that I could not stop noticing. The more I watched the more I kept thinking this person is a...
Six items. All accurate. Scorpio already knew you were going to make this. By Gina — GinaStars I made a Scorpio essentials pack and sent it to every Scorpio I know. Most of them said nothing. One sent a single skull emoji. One said accurate and blocked me as a joke. Probably a joke. In...
Six items. All accurate. Aries is already onto the next thing. By Gina — GinaStars I made an Aries essentials pack and sent it to every Aries I know. Most of them responded within thirty seconds. One of them had already moved on. Fight Starter The boxing glove is first and it is not an...
Six items. All accurate. Libra is not sure about one of them but does not want to say. By Gina — GinaStars I made a Libra essentials pack and the responses were all variations of the same theme. Everyone found a way to agree with it while slightly softening what the labels said about them....
