The Pride Lands have every kind of energy. Turns out the zodiac already sorted them. By Gina, GinaStars I rewatched The Lion King recently and about halfway through realized I was mentally assigning every character a zodiac sign without meaning to. By the time the credits rolled I had all of them sorted and none...
Not the cake you’d order for a sign. The one each sign would actually bake, mess included. By Gina, GinaStars I started this one standing in my kitchen at eleven at night, half watching a baking competition show, half thinking about how differently everyone I know would actually approach the same basic task. Same oven,...
Not which clothes you’d wear. Which entire design philosophy your sign would naturally build a career around. By Gina, GinaStars I’ve been pulling on this thread for a few weeks now, ever since a friend asked me half jokingly which sign would actually survive working at a house known for being theatrical and unhinged in...
Not the animal on your horoscope chart. The one that actually shares your energy, your grace, and the way you move through the world. By Gina, GinaStars I’ve always believed that the animal kingdom holds a mirror up to human personality in a way nothing else quite does. Not because animals are simple, but because...
She’s had more identities than any of us. Turns out the zodiac already had her sorted. By Gina, GinaStars I went down a real rabbit hole with this one. There have been so many Barbie movies over the years, mermaid Barbie, princess Barbie, fashionista Barbie, secret agent Barbie, that at some point she stopped being...
Six fairies, six completely different powers, and a sign for every single one of them. By Gina, GinaStars I rewatched Winx Club for what I’m calling research purposes and ended up doing the thing I always do, sorting every single character into a sign before the episode even finished. What surprised me is how cleanly...
The Greeks had a goddess for every kind of power a woman could hold. The zodiac just gave each one a sign to go with it. By Gina, GinaStars I went into this expecting a neat one to one match, twelve signs, twelve goddesses, done by lunch. It didn’t work that cleanly, and honestly that...
Every sign gets a doll and a set of accessories. None of them got to pick their own. By Gina, GinaStars I started this as a joke about Leo and couldn’t stop once I got going. Every sign needed a doll, and every doll needed accessories that actually told the truth instead of just looking...
Four women. Four completely different ways of being a person in the world. The zodiac already knows which one you are. By Gina — GinaStars I rewatched Sex and the City recently and could not stop doing the thing I always do. Assigning zodiac signs to everything. The show works because the four main characters...
By order of the Peaky Blinders. And by order of the zodiac. By Gina — GinaStars I have rewatched Peaky Blinders more times than I should probably admit. Each time I tell myself it is for the plot. Each time I end up watching the characters and thinking about the astrology. Because the characters in...
